U&W Saturday, 14 September Find out what's on TV.
- 3:00am
Teleshopping
Shopping from home.
- 6:10am
The Bill
Series 20 Episode 46: Second Strike: Part OnePC Gary Best is asked by CID to go undercover and get information on the criminal activities of his estranged brother Joe. Gradually he wins the trust of Joe's gang but has to be warned to keep things in perspective by his superiors. Then Joe gets out of his depth in a local drug war which ends in a bloodbath. Elsewhere, Sergeant June Ackland is fighting for her life, having been run down by PC Tony Stamp.
- 7:00am
The Bill
Series 20 Episode 47: Second Strike: Part TwoPC Gary Best's brother is a wanted man following the shoot-out at the drug deal in which three gang members died. As news of a mystery contact comes to light, Gary begins to thinks that he has been manipulated all along by DCI Henry. A witness comes forward to claim that PC Tony Stamp had not been looking where he was going when he ran over Sergeant June Ackland.
- 8:00am
The Bill
Series 20 Episode 48: Jigsaw PuzzleThe heat is on PC Andrea Dunbar as she tries to conceal her true identity when a journalist turns up to put the screws on her. PC Jim Carver decides to follow his heart and propose to Sergeant June Ackland. Lance investigates a homophobic hate crime which seems to have been perpetrated by PC Murphy's son. But Lance himself feels that he is about to be publicly outed.
- 9:00am
The Bill
Series 20 Episode 49: Blind DetectionThe hunt for the serial rapist continues and Kerry is convinced that PC Gabriel Kent is the culprit and is about to report him when he reminds her that he has incriminating CCTV footage of her failing to help a bomb victim.
- 10:00am
The Bill
Series 20 Episode 50: The RaptureAnother girl is missing and it seems that the serial rapist has struck again, one of the victims identifies Gabriel as her attacker, and Kerry has to report Gabriel if Cameron's job is to be saved - but he decides that he has had enough and will return to Australia. Elsewhere, Gina Gold worries that Jonathan's passion is dying.
- 11:00am
Tipping Point
Series 10 Episode 122Contestants play a large coin-drop machine, provided they answer questions correctly. Answer incorrectly and the players could be eliminated. The last contestant standing has an opportunity to win the machine's £10,000 jackpot.
- 12:00pm
Tipping Point
Series 10 Episode 123Contestants play a large coin-drop machine, provided they answer questions correctly. Answer incorrectly and the players could be eliminated. The last contestant standing has an opportunity to win the machine's £10,000 jackpot.
- 1:00pm
Tipping Point
Series 10 Episode 124Contestants play a large coin-drop machine, provided they answer questions correctly. Answer incorrectly and the players could be eliminated. The last contestant standing has an opportunity to win the machine's £10,000 jackpot.
- 2:00pm
Tipping Point
Series 10 Episode 125Contestants play a large coin-drop machine, provided they answer questions correctly. Answer incorrectly and the players could be eliminated. The last contestant standing has an opportunity to win the machine's £10,000 jackpot.
- 3:00pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 7: I Second That EmulsionThe Harpers plan to redecorate their house, however, with Nick taking instructions from `The Naked Chef' rather too literally, and Janey's boyfriend spending the night in her room without her parents' permission, it appears that work will never get started.
- 3:40pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 8: The Age of RomanceNick has a new girlfriend and the family get a bit of a shock when he brings her round for dinner. Also, Michael gets a new computer and Janey is starting to feel like the `poor relation'.
- 4:20pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 9: Get CartierWhen an over-friendly patient gives him an expensive watch, Ben jumps to the conclusion that he is a gangster and is determined to get rid of the gift. Meanwhile, Susan searches the house for her anniversary present.
- 5:00pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 10: 'Tis a Pity She's a WhoreBen is horrified when Michael announces his intention to stand in the school election - as a Tory, and Janey's visit to her grandma uncovers a shocking family secret.
- 5:40pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 11: The Last SupperSusan's new boss has some funny ideas about the tourist business, but when she invites him to the family home for dinner in an effort to change his views, the unexpected happens.
- 6:20pm
My Family
Series 2 Episode 12: Ben Wants to Be a MillionaireBen goes to a reunion of old school friends and is horrified to find that someone he never liked is now a millionaire. Elsewhere, Nick has found a new unconventional way of earning money.
- 7:00pm
Miranda
Series 1 Episode 1: DateMiranda isn't your average girly girl. At 6 ft 1, Miranda gets called Sir once too often, much to the amusement of her childhood friend Stevie who manages Miranda's joke shop. Miranda bumps into her old friend Gary, who is working in the restaurant next door as the new chef. When he asks her out for a drink she gets over excited by the prospect of her first real date and decides it's time to try to be more girly.
- 7:40pm
Miranda
Series 1 Episode 2: TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light. Meanwhile, Stevie persuades her to join an evening class to learn French, the language of love.
- 8:20pm
Miranda
Series 1 Episode 3: JobMiranda's mother Penny is constantly disappointed that Miranda runs a joke shop rather than having a proper job. Penny bumps into one of Miranda's old school friends, Tilly, and lies that Miranda has a great new job, so Miranda decides to prove everyone wrong and find a new career. After getting caught by Tilly when helping out as a waitress, she finally decides to come clean and be proud of her real job.
- 9:00pm
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3 Episode 4Gingers for Justice take to the rooftops, The Aga Saga woman has a near meltdown when a man from the garage comes with a hired car, and the hit show `24' is spoofed.
- 9:40pm
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3 Episode 5Nan appears on `The Paul O'Grady Show', The Aga Saga woman takes a wrong turn with `devastating' results, and Lauren isn't bothered by her French class.
- 10:20pm
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3 Episode 6Nan's sister comes over from Spain, Derek is offered a `happy ending' at a massage parlour and is offended, and Lauren gets hitched.
- 11:00pm
Chewing Gum
Sex & ViolenceTracey wants to take things further with her reluctant and devout fiancé Ronald, but her head is turned by charming estate poet Connor. Meanwhile, Tracey's best friend, Candice, wants boyfriend Aaron to be firmer in the bedroom.
- 11:30pm
Chewing Gum
Series 1 Episode 2: BinnedTracey's first sexual encounter with Connor leaves her panicked about being pregnant, and she goes on a mission to find a contraceptive. Tracey needs to bin Ronald, as she is determined to confirm Connor as her boyfriend.
- 12:00am
Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic
Louis Theroux travels to America to investigate the story of a man who has become one of the most controversial and captivating icons of recent times: the gun-toting, self-described `gay hillbilly' and `Tiger King' Joe Exotic.
- 1:45am
Date Night
Series 1 Episode 7Tashanti, Australia's pickiest single, prepares for a new date. Plus, Ben receives a second shot at finding love.
- 2:20am
Nigella: At My Table
Series 1 Episode 1Nigella shares new discoveries like her Turkish-inspired eggs, as well as old favourites including her aptly named Queen of Puddings. For a relaxed get together around the table, Nigella rustles up a gloriously simple chicken and pea traybake.
- 3:00am
Teleshopping
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