U&Dave Saturday, 27 September Find out what's on TV.
Click here to open UKTV Play Not in the UK? Click here to read our guide on how to watch UKTV Play from abroad.- 5:00am
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- 6:10am
Pointless
Series 26 Episode 34A twist on the classic quiz show formula, contestants search through the depths of their knowledge in an attempt to score as few points as possible.
- 7:00am
Storage Hunters UK
Series 1 Episode 4: PerthAuction experts compete for storage lots in the cut-throat reality show! The chance of winning a car in a blind auction drives Heavy D and the gang into a bidding frenzy.
- 7:30am
Storage Hunters UK
Series 1 Episode 5: BlackpoolFast-talking auctioneer Sean Kelly brings his hugely popular show over the pond. The gang visit Blackpool, where Nat and John take a punt on a novel mode of transport.
- 8:00am
Railroad Australia
Series 1 Episode 7A steam joyride turns ugly as a magnificent steam train is vandalised. Plus, there is more drama in the outback as a 2000 tonne freight train is in danger.
- 9:00am
Railroad Australia
Series 1 Episode 8A huge traffic jam splits a town in half, giving veteran driver Bernie Baker a giant headache. Plus, trainee driver Allie Hume is working hard to pass her final drivers' exams.
- 10:00am
Top Gear
Series 10 Episode 9Jeremy, Richard and James enter a 24-hour endurance race in what turns out to be one of their toughest challenges to date. James tries the new Fiat 500 on the mean streets of Budapest, and the Ferrari 430 Scuderia hammers around the test track. Also, the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car is Keith Allen.
- 11:00am
World's Most Dangerous Roads
Series 4 Episode 3: LesothoComedian and certified 'indoorsman' Phil Wang convinces best friend and fellow comic Piere Novelle to join him in Africa's Kingdom in the Sky. Together they traverse some of Lesotho's trickiest tracks.
- 12:00pm
World's Most Dangerous Roads
Series 4 Episode 4: AustraliaStephen Mangan and comedian Lara Ricote, who have never met before, aim to reach the northernmost point of Australia.
- 1:00pm
Will & Ralf Should Know Better
Series 1 Episode 2Will Mellor and Ralf Little sample a sustainable food trend, explore the realities of daily life in an eco-village, and try to tough it out overnight in the wild.
- 2:00pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 1Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Dion Dublin, Debbie McGee, Bob Mortimer and Lucy Porter.
- 2:40pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 2The guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Rylan Clark-Neal, Sara Pascoe, Mary Portas and Paul Sinha.
- 3:20pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 3Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Olivia Colman, Aston Merrygold, Jon Richardson and Michaela Strachan.
- 4:00pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 4Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by guests Prue Leith, Scarlett Moffatt, Big Narstie and Tomasz Schafernaker.
- 4:35pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 5The guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Jo Brand, Emma Bunton, Jonnie Peacock and Shaun Williamson.
- 5:15pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 6Joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Daisy May Cooper, Diane Morgan, Richard Osman and Rory Reid.
- 6:00pm
Red Dwarf
Series 6 Episode 1: PsirensIn pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and the crew are attacked by Psirens - seductive creatures who lure space-farers to their death through telepathic manipulation and scanty clothing.
- 6:40pm
Red Dwarf
Series 6 Episode 2: LegionWith the crew's supplies of water running so low that it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager, the gang fall foul of a malfunctioning guidance beam which drags them to a deserted space station. There they encounter Legion, a genius with phenomenal powers.
- 7:20pm
Red Dwarf
Series 6 Episode 3: Gunmen of the ApocalypseRimmer and the gang are forced to enter Kryten's electronic mindscape when he contracts a deadly computer virus. They find themselves in a Wild West town where their computer-generated pal has assumed the role of a drunken lawman - facing a gunfight against metaphorical gunslingers.
- 8:00pm
Parks and Recreation
Series 1 Episode 1: PilotOverly enthusiastic Indiana public official Leslie Knope manages to secure permission to convert an abandoned construction pit into a park for the community.
- 8:30pm
Parks and Recreation
Series 1 Episode 2: CanvassingLeslie and her committee try to build support for the park project, while Tom uses some rather questionable recruiting tactics.
- 9:00pm
Parks and Recreation
Series 1 Episode 3: The ReporterLeslie gets a newspaper reporter to do a story about her and the park idea, but becomes upset when she finds out that the reporter slept with Mark.
- 9:30pm
Not Going Out
Series 13 Episode 7: FootballWhen Lee goes to watch Benji playing football for a local under-13 team, he is unable to restrain himself on the touchline and becomes the competitive dad that all other parents want to avoid. Undaunted by the disapproval of Toby, who coaches the team, Lee sets about rigging the vote for the player of the year.
- 10:05pm
Not Going Out
WilfredLee makes a big effort to create the perfect Christmas for his family by agreeing to Lucy's wish to do something charitable for once. They invite a lonely old pensioner from the nearby care home to join them for Christmas dinner, only to discover that Wilfred is not allowed to drink alcohol.
- 11:10pm
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Series 2 Episode 1: On the BlobGaz runs naked trough the streets of Runcorn but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy, and Louise's psychic powers inspire Jonny to make an unusual career move.
- 11:50pm
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Series 2 Episode 2: BungleLouise copes with a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her, Janet's dinner party goes awry when Gaz and Donna abuse her trifle, and Jonny finds an unusual way to spend his scratchcard winnings.
- 12:25am
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 Episode 1Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Dion Dublin, Debbie McGee, Bob Mortimer and Lucy Porter.
- 1:15am
Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish
Series 4 Episode 6: Nobody Wants Vom in Their CheeriosDave invents a way of minimising the time it takes to listen to your favourite songs.
- 2:05am
Dave Gorman: Modern Life is Goodish
Series 4 Episode 5: Spray GravyDave devises an experiment to discover whether people's behaviour is the same in the real world as it is online.
- 3:00am
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