U&Dave Thursday, 18 September Find out what's on TV.
Click here to open UKTV Play Not in the UK? Click here to read our guide on how to watch UKTV Play from abroad.- 5:00am
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- 6:10am
Pointless
Series 26 Episode 25A twist on the classic quiz show formula, contestants search through the depths of their knowledge in an attempt to score as few points as possible.
- 7:00am
The Force: Behind the Line
Series 10 Episode 11Police are on the hunt for a man suspected of stealing vehicles from rural properties, and a car crashes into the house when a driver's u-turn goes poorly.
- 7:30am
The Force: Behind the Line
Series 10 Episode 12Hard-hitting reports from the frontline of the war on crime.
- 8:00am
The Force: Behind the Line
Series 10 Episode 13Hard-hitting reports from the frontline of the war on crime.
- 8:30am
The Force: Behind the Line
Series 10 Episode 14A drug smuggling syndicate is responsible for arming organised crime gangs across Sydney with weapons from overseas. Police raid the house of a suspected drug dealer.
- 9:00am
Trawlermen
Series 3 Episode 1Force 11 storms are expected but one young skipper has a point to prove to his dad.
- 9:30am
Trawlermen
Series 3 Episode 2Father and son team Charlie and Charles McBride have a disastrous week on their boat the Arcane when they lose their best fishing net, their boat loses power and they are driven into port. With massive debts, they have no choice but to attempt to retrieve the net from the bottom of the North Sea. Also, on the Amity, Jimmy Buchan has money worries too as boat maintenance sets him back £70,000.
- 10:00am
Trawlermen
Series 3 Episode 3Chaz Bruce, who is only 23, and his crew on the New Dawn find a rope wrapped around the boat's propeller, but skipper Chaz is relentless to put into port, even with a storm brewing. With his fish-hold still empty, Chaz needs to prove himself amongst the more experienced skippers.
- 10:30am
Trawlermen
Series 3 Episode 4John Alexander, working alone on his tiny boat, finds himself in trouble when the weather turns and the seas run high. Out in the treacherous North Atlantic, Alan Watt is bouncing back from his last disastrous haul. He finds himself with a giant catch of lucrative monkfish, but when the main winch jams, the entire trip is in jeopardy and the skipper must fix the problem.
- 11:00am
Celebrity Storage Hunters
Series 1 Episode 2: RopleyJoe Wilkinson, Ulrika Jonsson, Mark Watson, Marcus Brigstocke and Jenny Eclair are the celebrities bidding for their chosen charities.
- 12:00pm
Celebrity Storage Hunters
Series 1 Episode 3: LewesA-list auction anarchy as Vic and Bob, Theo Paphitis, Janet Street Porter, Stephen K Amos and Phil Tufnell scrap for storage lots, turning any profit over to charity.
- 1:00pm
Railroad Australia
Series 2 Episode 13: Episode 13The sugar train is desperate to hit its deadline for the first cane harvest of the year. Plus, the Gemco team tackle a problematic N-Class locomotive to get it back in service.
- 2:00pm
Top Gear
Series 9 Episode 2James May takes the Bugatti Veyron to its top speed, Jeremy makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and all three presenters get thrown off a golf course in a riot of bad driving and appalling trousers. The Star in a Reasonably Priced Car is Hugh Grant.
- 3:00pm
Top Gear
Series 9 Episode 3: USA SpecialIt's an American special as Jeremy, Richard and James try to prove that a fly-drive holiday to Florida would be more fun if you bought a car instead of renting one. Having picked up some wheels for no more than $1,000 each, the boys embark on an epic road trip to find out who got the best deal, encountering heat, flies and very angry locals along the way.
- 4:00pm
Rick Stein's Far Eastern Odyssey
Malaysia and Sri LankaRick is spoilt for choice as he explores the multifaceted food of Penang, an appealing mix of indigenous Malay, Indian and Chinese with a bit of British charm thrown in for good measure. Across the Indian Ocean in Sri Lanka, Rick visits a bustling fishing village north of Colombo and takes part in a most unusual fishing expedition further south in Galle.
- 5:00pm
Hairy Bikers' Best of British
Series 1 Episode 22: GameDave and Si continue their culinary journey through time as they celebrate British food. Here, they create mouth-watering dishes with rabbit, grouse and venison.
- 6:00pm
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 : At ChristmasRob Brydon hosts a festive edition, with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as team captains. David is joined by Lily Allen and Noddy Holder while Lee Mack teams up with James Acaster and Sian Gibson.
- 6:40pm
Richard Osman's House of Games
Series 4 Episode 74Every day this week, celebrity contestants Raj Bisram, Josie Lawrence, Mark Watson and Laura Whitmore take on a series of quiz rounds selected by the host, quiz legend Richard Osman.
- 7:20pm
Richard Osman's House of Games
Series 4 Episode 79Every day this week, celebrity contestants Kae Kurd, Zoe Lyons, Andrew Hunter Murray and Kate Robbins take on a series of quiz rounds selected by the host, quiz legend Richard Osman.
- 8:00pm
QI XL
Series 7 Episode 1: GardensStephen Fry glances gleefully at gardens and other subjects starting with the letter G in this extended episode. With guest panellists David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, Dara O'Briain and Alan Davies.
- 9:00pm
Have I Got a Bit More News for You
Series 64 Episode 7Guest host Gary Neville and panellists Maisie Adam and Richard Madeley join Paul Merton and Ian Hislop as they delve into the news.
- 10:00pm
8 Out of 10 Cats
Series 18 Episode 4Host Jimmy Carr returns with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Alex Jones, Alex Brooker, Sarah Millican and James Acaster.
- 10:50pm
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Series 1 Episode 1: Fags, S..., and KebabsDonna needs a man so her mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. Janet wants to help, but discovers that matchmaking can seriously damage your boyfriend.
- 11:30pm
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Series 1 Episode 2: SpunkJonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably. Donna is after as much sex with as little commitment as possible. Flo, however, has other plans, and Louise discovers that dieting can damage the buttocks.
- 12:10am
Would I Lie to You?
Series 12 : At ChristmasRob Brydon hosts a festive edition, with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as team captains. David is joined by Lily Allen and Noddy Holder while Lee Mack teams up with James Acaster and Sian Gibson.
- 12:50am
Survivor South Africa
Series 6 Episode 6Chane decides that she needs to put some distance between herself and Tom after he uses their idol to his own advantage.
- 1:40am
Survivor South Africa
Series 6 Episode 7Tevie feels that Josie may prove to be a distraction for him and that he needs to take action before time runs out.
- 3:00am
Teleshopping
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- 5:00am
Teleshopping
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