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6:00am
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8:00am
Celebs on the Ranch
Series 1 Episode 4
Ten become nine as Rancher Rick decides who will be the first celeb to leave the ranch. They face a Trailer Reversing Challenge and we learn which of them cannot drive, and who has lost their licence, twice.
8:45am
My Wife and Kids
Series 4 Episode 17: The Anniversary Present
Michael and Jay attempt to conceal their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts they were expecting.
9:15am
My Wife and Kids
Series 4 Episode 18: Illegal Smile
The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court.
9:40am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma becomes romantically interested in Alan.
10:05am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organises a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that describes him as a good doctor good neighbour and a good guy but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.
10:35am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
When Alan dates a cooking instructor, both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her.
11:00am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 12: That Special Tug
Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding, but the night is ruined when Alan worries after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away.
11:30am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia haven't consummated the relationship.
11:55am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind
Charlie can't wait to consummate his relationship with Mia, but an oversexed ex-girlfriend throws a spanner in the works.
12:25pm
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 15: My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
12:55pm
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age and too mortified to introduce her to his mother, Evelyn; Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi to Jake's birthday party.
1:20pm
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie.
1:45pm
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
2:10pm
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Comedy (1994)
Tale about an unconventional sleuth's attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura, a private eye who uses unorthodox methods to retrieve missing animals.
6.9IMDb
3:10pm
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3:15pm
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Comedy (1994)
Tale about an unconventional sleuth's attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura, a private eye who uses unorthodox methods to retrieve missing animals.
6.9IMDb
3:55pm
Big Momma's House
Comedy (2000)
An FBI officer goes to extreme lengths to stay on the trail of a violent bank robber who has escaped from prison.
5.1IMDb
4:55pm
Access
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5:00pm
Big Momma's House
Comedy (2000)
An FBI officer goes to extreme lengths to stay on the trail of a violent bank robber who has escaped from prison.
5.1IMDb
6:00pm
Bulletproof Monk
Action (2003)
An ageless Tibetan monk is tasked to guard the mystical Scroll of the Ultimate from modern-day Nazis. He rescued the Scroll from their clutches in 1943, denying them victory in the war, but the fascists still want it so the Third Reich can rise again. Now in modern-day New York, the monk seeks an apprentice and finds one in the unlikely guise of Kar, a pickpocket.
5.5IMDb
7:05pm
Access
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7:10pm
Bulletproof Monk
Action (2003)
An ageless Tibetan monk is tasked to guard the mystical Scroll of the Ultimate from modern-day Nazis. He rescued the Scroll from their clutches in 1943, denying them victory in the war, but the fascists still want it so the Third Reich can rise again. Now in modern-day New York, the monk seeks an apprentice and finds one in the unlikely guise of Kar, a pickpocket.
5.5IMDb
8:00pm
Leap Year
Romantic comedy (2010)
Boston career girl Anna has bagged the perfect man in Jeremy, a successful heart surgeon with boyish good looks and Ivy League manners. She's got it all, except a wedding ring. When Jeremy jets off to Ireland for a cardiology conference leaving Anna nursing another engagement disappointment, she's at her wit's end.
6.5IMDb
9:00pm
Access
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9:05pm
Leap Year
Romantic comedy (2010)
Boston career girl Anna has bagged the perfect man in Jeremy, a successful heart surgeon with boyish good looks and Ivy League manners. She's got it all, except a wedding ring. When Jeremy jets off to Ireland for a cardiology conference leaving Anna nursing another engagement disappointment, she's at her wit's end.
6.5IMDb
10:00pm
Wentworth Prison
Series 7 Episode 7: Bad Blood
With Ruby at death's door, a desperate Rita needs help to make it to her sister's bedside.
11:10pm
You, Me and Dupree
Comedy (2006)
Carl is in seventh heaven when he marries his gorgeous girlfriend Molly in Hawaii. After a blissful honeymoon, they get back to find best man Dupree jobless, penniless and homeless. When Carl offers him a place to crash, he has no idea of the havoc that the blonde bum is about to cause.
5.6IMDb
12:10am
Access
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12:15am
You, Me and Dupree
Comedy (2006)
Carl is in seventh heaven when he marries his gorgeous girlfriend Molly in Hawaii. After a blissful honeymoon, they get back to find best man Dupree jobless, penniless and homeless. When Carl offers him a place to crash, he has no idea of the havoc that the blonde bum is about to cause.
5.6IMDb
1:25am
Spartacus: War of the Damned
Series 4 Episode 10: Victory
The odds aren't in Spartacus' favour as the gripping saga of power and revenge concludes here.
2:40am
Wentworth Prison
Series 6 Episode 1
Franky is on the run, and she is running out of time to prove her innocence, so she recruits a close ally to help her. Vera wants to prove that Jake helped Ferguson break out. New arrival Rita Connors seeks to reconcile with someone from her past.
3:35am
Two and a Half Men
Series 3 Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organises a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that describes him as a good doctor good neighbour and a good guy but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.
4:00am
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